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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Slummin’ Around"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Slummin’ Around"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When he’s goin’ out
to fly through the sky…
an alternate route;
to his wife he lies.

Santa Claus is slummin’ around.

It comes down to this:
He’s drenchin’ in vice.
He’s kind of a lout
who’s naughty, not nice.

Santa Claus is slummin’ around.

Through windows he is peeping,
because he’s on the make.
If he is in your neighborhood,
nooky, not cookies, he’ll bake. So…

It’s best to watch out—
beware of this guy.
He’s really a lout—
“Saint” Nick—that’s a lie.

Santa Claus is humping a mound.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Arch Vile - December 20, 2022 - Report this comment
It's the good kind of Bad Santa. Not sure if you made this song with that movie in mind.

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