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Song Parodies -> "Rude Golf Ill-Bred Schmoes Play Here"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Various

Parody Song Title:

"Rude Golf Ill-Bred Schmoes Play Here"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They're slackers, and jackoffs, and wackjobs, and misfits,
Vomiting stewed hicks, and drunkards, and dimwits;
Bums who booze and brawl
When they play that dimpled white ball. . .

Rude golf ill-bred schmoes play here--
Jam their irons on your toe.
When trees block shots, they saw them.
Hooch just makes their mayhem grow.

And they get drunk all day here--
Stooges quaff and call folks names.
Many guests left; they rue golf,
So they take up other games.

Themselves groggy hicks relieve--
Sand traps become bays.
Rude golfers blow noses right
Into guys' cole slaw then fight.

When Saint Nick comes, they slug him,
Louts at the Christmas party.
Rude golfers are a plague here,
Play like Moe, Larry, Curly
(Also Fields, W.C.).

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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alvin rhodes - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
you really teed off on those guys
Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
They turned the fields into a "W.C."? Oy. Great skewer of golf nuts. You aced the par-five.
Johnny D - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
JB, you are indeed a master of syllable matching & rhyming. 555
carol - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Fore! 5's
John Barry - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, Michael, JD, Carol, thanks much.
Paul Robinson - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice word-play take on that title...I was going to say something about "spreading an eagle" here for you...but that might be taken the wrong way...so I'll just give you three "5's" on this hole ~ ~ ~ Ouch!
Agrimorfee - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish you a Barry Christmas and a Punny New Year! 555

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