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Song Parodies -> "This Patty Melt Is Huge"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"This Patty Melt Is Huge"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This patty melt is huge
On which I dine.

So big I could use it as luge
And be flyin'
Down the hill, flyin'.

I might even stand up,
Runnin' over ground,
But judges would ban me
From competition in the next round.

This patty melt is huge:
It's supersized. . .
And fried!

Though it's huge
I'll have two
And a brew--
Make that two, with my chow.
And I don't care
About calories--
I'll gorge right now.

Re-beer me!

This patty melt is huge--
Another nine!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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tyler - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This is great. I love Hawkins and this was like I said great
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
A very cheesy parody. And a very crusty one. But also a very beefy one.
alvin - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
this could be my favorite of your many parodies of this song
Yoidy - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This patty makes my heart melt! 5s.
MasonR - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
A sizzling parody!

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