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Song Parodies -> "La Vie en Hose"
Original Song Title:
"La Vie en Rose"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Edith Piaf
Parody Song Title:
"La Vie en Hose"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Hold 'em up 'cause they've got clasps--
That is the garters' task.
This is la vie en hose.
At midpoint, they rest on thighs
The clasps that pop like eyes
And then they squeeze the hose.
When you spread your legs apart
The garters ply their art
So the hose don't down zoom.
The dangling clasps keep stockings high above
Although they won't from peepers cover a thong.
If they hold your hosiery
Then we will never see past knees the hose.
That is the garters' task.
This is la vie en hose.
At midpoint, they rest on thighs
The clasps that pop like eyes
And then they squeeze the hose.
When you spread your legs apart
The garters ply their art
So the hose don't down zoom.
The dangling clasps keep stockings high above
Although they won't from peepers cover a thong.
If they hold your hosiery
Then we will never see past knees the hose.
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Sheer delight! 5s
Why am I getting surreal Rimbaud vibes from these three...? :-)
Pimps up, hose down.... "I got 5 on it...." In fact, I got three 5's on it....
WE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA
S**K IT
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