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Song Parodies -> "La Vie en Hose"

Original Song Title:

"La Vie en Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Edith Piaf

Parody Song Title:

"La Vie en Hose"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hold 'em up 'cause they've got clasps--
That is the garters' task.
This is la vie en hose.

At midpoint, they rest on thighs
The clasps that pop like eyes
And then they squeeze the hose.

When you spread your legs apart
The garters ply their art
So the hose don't down zoom.

The dangling clasps keep stockings high above
Although they won't from peepers cover a thong.
If they hold your hosiery
Then we will never see past knees the hose.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Sheer delight! 5s
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Why am I getting surreal Rimbaud vibes from these three...? :-)
MrMacphisto - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Pimps up, hose down.... "I got 5 on it...." In fact, I got three 5's on it....
------------------------------------------------------- - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
WE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA S**K IT

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