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Song Parodies -> "Yellow as Lemon"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, I Love You"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Yellow as Lemon"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Yellow as lemon,
In snow he wrote her name.
Yellow as lemon--
Didn't jump, 'cause he's tame.
Yellow as lemon,
In snow he wrote her name.
Yellow as lemon--
Didn't jump, 'cause he's tame.

She's walkin' down the street,
Sees some snow she shouldn't eat.
She says, "What is with this guy?
And what did he use to dot the I?"


Must have had head held high,
'Cause his "ink" did really fly.
The arc was wicked and the pressure strong,
When it moved, it streamed like the Mekong.

Then she learns something not sweet:
It's a dog that did this writing feat.
Did he learn in obedience school?
Now she sees: I's dotted with a stool.

Yellow [7x]
He vaults her.
Does he have rabies?
Yellow [4x]

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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AFW - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS..but this reads really funny, John...good work, 5's
2Eagle - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny take on that song by the Doors. Have you heard "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" by Frank Zappa?

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