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Song Parodies -> "Stand By My Man"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Stand By My Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sometimes he's hard and in a woman,
Givin' her bought love in one-night stands.
Was it a crime?
I don't care, I'm
forgivin' the shvitzin' of his glands.
Though I've been cozened
'cause he's cooze-fuzzened,
I'll stick with twist-tryst Spitz. . .my plan
Yes, I've been cozened
'cause he's done dozens;
He's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am man.

Stand by my man;
At the podium we two,
Though he'd been pokin' a few,
So I must scold this bonehead.

Stand by my man,
To show the world I "love" him.
Kibitzers say he should be damned,
Stand down, sly man.

Stands high, my man,
When blown. . .blows dough for lovin'.
I'm kickin' that putz in the can. . .
Slam-thighs-closed ma'am!

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Total Votes: 6

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Stan Hall - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Anoter amusing Spitzer twit, sir. :-)
alvin - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
takes a brave woman to stand there and take the humiliation....hats off to her
Vo-Unknown - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
< !!! >
AFW - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess we did think alike, today...good one
John Jenkins - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Outstanding internal rhyming! I have a hunch that the can kicking scenario depicted by both AFW and you has already happened.

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