Sometimes he's hard and in a woman,
Givin' her bought love in one-night stands.
Was it a crime?
I don't care, I'm
forgivin' the shvitzin' of his glands.
Though I've been cozened
'cause he's cooze-fuzzened,
I'll stick with twist-tryst Spitz. . .my plan
Yes, I've been cozened
'cause he's done dozens;
He's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am man.

Stand by my man;
At the podium we two,
Though he'd been pokin' a few,
So I must scold this bonehead.

Stand by my man,
To show the world I "love" him.
Kibitzers say he should be damned,
Stand down, sly man.

Stands high, my man,
When blown. . .blows dough for lovin'.
I'm kickin' that putz in the can. . .
Slam-thighs-closed ma'am!