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Song Parodies -> "Groom Quivers"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

Original Performer:

Henry Mancini

Parody Song Title:

"Groom Quivers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Groom quivers. Wide-eyed down the aisle
He stares; in just a while, he'll say
Two words. . .makin' his knees shakin';
He'd like to be goin' right now. . .run away.

Then, driftin' in, he sees the girl,
Hair curled, wearing her finery.
The joints in his legs start to bend,
Nerve impulses are sent,
He runs like a tight end.
Groom slithered--he's free.

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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