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Song Parodies -> "Chilblains"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eric Clapton
Parody Song Title:
"Chilblains"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
If you let toes hang out
Hypo[thermia] might take 'em out,
Chilblains.
Then to nubs you'll be down--
Hard to grip the ground,
Chilblains.
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
Chilblains.
Two sizes you'll lose
When you're shopping for shoes,
Chilblains.
Put your old shoes on,
Empty space--toes are gone,
Chilblains.
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
Chilblains.
Put your new shoes on,
Take the old ones to pawn,
Chilblains.
Made your toes turn black;
You can't get 'em back,
Chilblains.
It's frostbite,
Toes, left, right,
Outa sight.
Chilblains.
Hypo[thermia] might take 'em out,
Chilblains.
Then to nubs you'll be down--
Hard to grip the ground,
Chilblains.
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
Chilblains.
Two sizes you'll lose
When you're shopping for shoes,
Chilblains.
Put your old shoes on,
Empty space--toes are gone,
Chilblains.
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
Chilblains.
Put your new shoes on,
Take the old ones to pawn,
Chilblains.
Made your toes turn black;
You can't get 'em back,
Chilblains.
It's frostbite,
Toes, left, right,
Outa sight.
Chilblains.
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laughed till i was blue in the toes
Ditto alvin!
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