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Song Parodies -> "Fartin’ Hole"
Original Song Title:
"Heart and Soul"
Original Performer:
Cleftones
Parody Song Title:
"Fartin’ Hole"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Fartin’ hole: vile hellish must drifts. . .
rude fartin’ hole, makes way for stool-protrude.
Reeks raw—euw! smelly blight.
Log roll isn’t yet in sight.
Fartin’ hole. . .vile dregs you see abhorred;
Lose control and bum surge is deplored.
Ghastly!
that ass-sent mighty mist.
you catch my moon gist.
Gross! When it rips it’s illing, ether-filling.
Never, therefore, behind me when ’round you’re milling.
Butt sounds, must flee or you will face the fumes.
So nassty [sic], and soon disasster [sic] loo-ms.
Bad me
I have poo-r rift control. . .
smells from my fartin’ hole.
rude fartin’ hole, makes way for stool-protrude.
Reeks raw—euw! smelly blight.
Log roll isn’t yet in sight.
Fartin’ hole. . .vile dregs you see abhorred;
Lose control and bum surge is deplored.
Ghastly!
that ass-sent mighty mist.
you catch my moon gist.
Gross! When it rips it’s illing, ether-filling.
Never, therefore, behind me when ’round you’re milling.
Butt sounds, must flee or you will face the fumes.
So nassty [sic], and soon disasster [sic] loo-ms.
Bad me
I have poo-r rift control. . .
smells from my fartin’ hole.
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Ooh ooh that smell
It's about time somebody parodied that earworm. I always used to hear kids picking that and Blue Moon away on the piano before the 'net and You Tube.
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