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Song Parodies -> "Gotta Go House-Mop"

Original Song Title:

"Up on the Housetop"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"Gotta Go House-Mop"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gotta go house-mop; that’s because
my spouse’d like to break my jaws
after she learned I greatly enjoy
websites that have a lot free porn deployed.

“No, no, no!” She said no more
“Go, go, go from my sight or
cease all of those mouse-spawned click-click-clicks,
get a pail of water with soap suds thick!”

She finds it shocking that I’m compelled
to find sites that make me swelled.
She’s set to pop me between the eyes…
but then a domestic surprise.

“No, no, no!” She said no more.
“Go, go, go from my sight or
cease all of those mouse-wronged click-click-clicks,
Next, clean creosote off the chimney’s bricks.

“Then comes the washing of my car till
it’s so clean that I wouldn’t get ill
if I smeared yogurt on it and lapped
it all off and later I’d not collapsed.

“No, no, no!” She said no more.
“Go, go, go from my sight or
cease all those rebound-prong click-click-clicks,
then find another way to get your kicks!
Once more and up your butt the mop I’ll stick!!”

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Jonathan - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Great work! reminds me of one I did, some years ago:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/deanmartin92.shtml
obviously, yours is superior! Merry Christmas! 5s
JAB - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
I'd missed yours, Jon. It's 5s-worthy--nice job.
Jonathan - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
^ once again, I am in awe. always nice to get the approval of the master of amiright! thanks again and Merry Christmas!

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