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Song Parodies -> "Ate a Ham, Fartin', then Pong"

Original Song Title:

"Abraham, Martin, and John"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ate a Ham, Fartin', then Pong"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Had a big bunch o’ beer, then went and ate a ham,
And that sent me to the john
To free a lot of feces—
It felt good to retire that dung.
You know, I just plopped it out, and it’s gone.

Anybody here seen my old-friends throng?
Can euw! tell me where they’ve gone?
I freed some hot-wind seepage,
And they respired it in their lungs;
I just popped it out, and they’re gone.

Ain’t nobody here. . .I’ve a yen for fartin’;
I could inflate a sarong.
I free a lot through seamage
That smells like fetid egg foo yung;
I just look around and they’re gone.

They don’t love they stink they’re in for:
Thick garlic fries are really good with pork and beans,
But then air streams
And they boom. . . it ain’t gonna be nosegays.

Ain’t nobody here, ’cause the stench, ungodly!
Rank, don’t smell sweet, and they’re gone.
I saw ’em run. . .no walkin’ from odor that kills.
I ate a ham, fartin’, then pong.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Timmy1000 - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of laughs on this one! Very intricate write using the OS
Andria - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Not normally a fan of toilet parodies, but this one really cut the cheese, I mean the mustard. In other words, great and 5-worthy.
Guy - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Change it to rap and we can have a Bowl-heapin-in rap-shiddy. This is a brown parody isn't it? I can tell by the refs to "mierda".

The refs to the thongs put me to mind a long time ago in a pick up bar I was frequenting when I was young and very single. I was living in the midwest at the time and this guy smashed out of his gord told this young chick that he'd like to get into her pants - she just calmly staired him up and down and asked, "Why whad ya do - sh*t yours"?

I decided to use some dice to roll your voting score. I kept shooting craps. Aw what the heck, here's some fives for a very crappy write. =;-)
Mark Scotti - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
It's like that old Bee Gees song, "How Many Ways Can You Mend A Fart". LOL!!!
< ! ! ! > - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
< ! ! ! > to you, Sir, " ickPooDung "
Christie Marie M - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Very creative toilet humor you got there! One wind-breaking parody you wrote!! Lighting 555 matches with this one!
AFW - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Outrageously far out funny
alvin - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
ya had me at the title

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