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Song Parodies -> "Pimples, Zits"
Original Song Title:
"Simple Gifts"
Original Performer:
Shaker Hymn
Parody Song Title:
"Pimples, Zits"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Skin has cliffs if you're pimpled,
Skin has pits with acne,
Skin has zits and nits climb
To the cliffs' acme.
And when your friends
See your face, they are in fright
And they whisper,
"This is not a lovely sight."
This oozed pimplicity gives pain,
Popping tops before they're set to drain.
It burns; the suppuration's white--
You squirm as they're burned off with liquid nit.
Skin has pits with acne,
Skin has zits and nits climb
To the cliffs' acme.
And when your friends
See your face, they are in fright
And they whisper,
"This is not a lovely sight."
This oozed pimplicity gives pain,
Popping tops before they're set to drain.
It burns; the suppuration's white--
You squirm as they're burned off with liquid nit.
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YO, THIS IS A PIMPIN' PARODY, SO 5S FOR YOU, HOMEY!
Thanks, Gangsta Joe. I've been enjoying your parodies and comments.
high-marks for your re-marks about pock-marks
Love the cliff's acme line...most descriptive...it squeezes 555 out a' me
Thanks, Alvin, AFW.
Can't climb no higher than 3 fivers!
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