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Song Parodies -> "It's So Wet on This Polder"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Head on My Shoulder"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"It's So Wet on This Polder"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's so wet on this polder,*
But it's where we farm, wavy
North Sea held by dikes, navy
Boats make sure that Hans Brinker's not due.

We have cowchips and kine here,
On the grass they munch, sav'ry
Is each tender bite, save me
From the lure of bovine love.

People say that we can reclaim
The land while we drink Dutch gin.
But we must stay in a sober way
Or North Sea pools might rush in.

It's so wet on this polder
But it's where we farm, wavy
North Sea held by dikes. Cold feet--
It's so wet on this polder.

*Land reclaimed from the sea

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Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This poldery is a work of art.
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
a dutch treat
John Barry - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Alvin.
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice parody from the Nether region.
Susanna Viljanen - January 25, 2024 - Report this comment
This demonstrated some Dutch courage.

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