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Song Parodies -> "Dangly Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Danny Boy"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Dangly Boy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Faux dangly boy, is pipe what I see falling
Between your legs? I’m trying to decide.
Your turban’s on; of that there’s no denying.
But, Stu or Sue? Genders seem to collide.

Looks like a rack o’ jugs that from your chest grows,
But what’s that dangling, slung down there below?
It isn’t clear if you’ve a beard shadow.
So dangling boy, so[briquet] “Turban Boy,” a belle or beau?

I think you’re something like that person smiling
With mystery, depicted by da Vinci.
Experts agree not if s/he ’s cove or piling—
In other words, could Mona a Moe be?

Moby Dick? Seek you out gynecology,
Or would a prodder probe you pre-pee-pee?
It is “shemale” denotes your morphology.
A wimple your headpiece if not turbanity. . .
A dimpled chin like Kirk-him, or her-vanity.

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Andy Primus - February 02, 2012 - Report this comment
LOL @ title & "could Mona a Moe be" but didn't get the turban references.
!~!~! - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
please, SirSweaty, please refrain . . get a hold of yourself ! !

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