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Song Parodies -> "Riled Missus"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Riled Missus"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is a variation on Tommy Turtle’s “Tiger Woods’ White Christmas.”
A hon he’s pining—
In lass, his beam,
His organ in Pam asway.
He’ll then send her away,
Then it’s Beverly’s hill he’ll lay.
Can’t remember the girl from the North
As yet another round he scor’th.

Tige’s steaming up a white mistress—
Putts iron, gets one in the hole.
On a spree. . .pops misses,
Banns Swede-dish disses;
He spears eight belles on a roll.

Tige’s steamy with a light mistress;
He bends her lips rift; par’s in sight.
Elin screams. . .not merry tonight:
Man she hitched has mistresses delight.

Tige’s streaming in a white mistress;
He likes ’em light as dinner rolls.
In twelve she’s pop “missiles.”
His hitchin’ fizzles;
He’ll see papers prepped by trolls.

Tige’s scheming wrought a riled missus—
There’s shyster slickness soon in sight.
Many lays—his balls were Tro[llo]p-Flite.
Now the hall with justices, his plight.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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2Eagle - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
He'll hang his balls on their Christmas trees.
Timmy1k - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Fore! Or maybe five - oh wait, it's now up in the teens.
John Barry - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
And again.
Phil Nelson - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one
> ! ! ! - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
so much for ~CaptainFizzle~ ! ! !

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