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Song Parodies -> "Warmth of My Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Warmth of the Sun"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Warmth of My Gun"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Heston to Gore: Take My Gun 'From My Cold, Dead Hands'Monday, May 22, 2000Holding an antique Revolutionary War-era muzzle loader aloft, a defiant NRA President Charlton Heston told a cheering crowd of 20,000 delegates to the 3.6-million-member National Rifle Association convention that this symbol of his Second Amendment right to gun ownership would be taken from him by Al Gore "from my cold, dead hands."Scary Wayne LaPierre is Executive Vice President, Chief Executive Officer of the NRA.
What good is a fawn?
It gets in my way.
Before it takes flight,
I'll blow it way.

I love the warmth of my gun
(Warmth of my gun)
Sleep with it at night
(Sleep with it at night)

The love of my life
Is my .38.
Pry it when I'm dead
From claws, refrigerate.


From my freezing arms
Is where you must steal
What makes LaPierre
Like a slopped hog squeal.

He loves the warmth of my gun
(Warmth of my gun)
As I hold it high
(As I hold it high)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
the collision of this beautiful melody and your words just slayed me...5s
Johnny D - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
It's a blast to see a parody writer of your caliber take a shot at this topic.
Rick C - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Right on target....5s
AFW - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You're packin''s my three fives.
John Barry - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, JD, Rick, AFW.
Tim Hall - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody made me imagine that Ted Nugent and Charlton Heston were performing a duet. Excellent job!
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
If I had a DeLorean, I'd go back in time and replace Sophia Loren in "El Cid," so Charlton Heston would instead have to be married to... Phyllis Diller!

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