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Song Parodies -> "The Ugly Elf Withdrew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Ugly Elf Withdrew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The ugly elf withdrew--
End of the line.
The "top cop," a con job who knew
He was lyin',
In hearings lyin'.

Most folks couldn't stand him;
Stooge was Dubya's clown.
Served the country badly.
Sadly, he was for too long around.

The bungling elf is through,
And that is fine,
Just fine.

He's all through,
He withdrew,
He's all through,
jah! But ow!
The dolt's still there,
And so is Cheney
And State's lame sow.

Not cheery.

But Munchkin elf is through--
That's one less swine.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Hear me, all ye brave men of the Arwen Corps: "The Ugly Elf" is Alberto Gonzales. John is not, repeat, NOT insulting our Princess. And he is worthy of her fives and ours.
alvin - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
maybe he can get a job with santa !
Stephen Harrington - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but I agree with you, 555.
2Eagle - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
If someone wrote another version of King Arthur with the Bush administration which characters would they be cast as?
AFW - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Very Politically Correct
Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Yet another Screamin' Jay Hawkins Parody by John A Barry--you know every time I read one by you I think "Every Idea Possible for this Song has been done". . .you cast yet another!. .

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