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Song Parodies -> "Tongue the Tube"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tongue the Tube"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tongue, tongue the tube
With a lingual lube--
Cylinder, not cube,
So squee-ee-eeze
Tongue 'round tube,
Slow-ow-ow-ow, tongue the tube.

Tongue, tongue the tube
Like a pliant boob
Or a giant doob
And squee-ee-eeze
Tongue 'round tube,
Slow-ow-ow-ow, tongue the tube.

Stuck in a bun,
Stuck in like glued.
Stuck in your thumb,
Plucked out the food.

Lunch, lunch is tube
Steak, dubious food;
It looks rather lewd.
They squee-ee-eeze
In what's chewed.
Gro-o-o-oss
Ugly food,
And PETA disapproves;
Mostly ungulates' hooves;
Yeah, something in there moves.
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Paul Robinson - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Tubular, dude...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
you know how hard it is to barf and laugh at the same time ?
TJC - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Quadra(ped) Entendres! Very funny and once again, behoovingly honors its roots..."mostly ungulate hooves" Great line..
John Barry - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul, Alvin, TJC.
Kristof Robertson - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Urgh! And I've just had dinner, John...;-) 555

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