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Song Parodies -> "Feeding a Hart in Texas"

Original Song Title:

"Deep in the Heart of Texas"

Original Performer:

Hank Thompson

Parody Song Title:

"Feeding a Hart in Texas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A hart's polite and rarely bites.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
The noon sun's high; feeding time's nigh.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
The hay in bloom is like perfume
To hungry harts in Texas.
It's got clover; it's what deer love.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
That hay's waist-high, up to your eye.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
It's luscious stuff—much more than brush
To hungry harts in Texas.
Go grab a bale; it'll inhale.
Feeding a hart in Texas.
Don't let dogs brawl right near the stalls. . .
A bleeding hart in Texas.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 9

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Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Whadya call that critter? Enyhow we don't call 'em harts 'round here. Sumthin' hart means that it's difficult. I'll five ya anyway just for making me smile.
Festus - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Haick - enyone knows harts iz a card gaime.
alvin rhodes - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
clap clap clap clap
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Only part of the song is parodied here, and a few rhymes were off (clover/love)? 4-3-4....
Guest - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Tell me something...what is a "hart" (without an E)?

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