-> "Transformed, I Make Art That’s Fine, #11"
Original Song Title:
"Get Me to the Church on Time"
Parody Song Title:
"Transformed, I Make Art That’s Fine, #11"
Mind metamorphosis has mooring—
Think wrong did I back in that time.
Daubed on paint gobbets; he prayed in pain, “Stop it!”
Then got to work upon my mind.
I used to think his work was boring…
Things wrong I yelled; I was no mime.
Sure, I was pissy and went on a diss spree—
My epithets were worse than “slime.”
He got me drawing, painting, and more.
I’ll always thank him for what’s in store!
PRIGGINS & PICTURING
We’re getting married in the morning,
It’s on ’cause it was the right time
Got the banns published,
Next: party grub list.
Did the venue search; we’re not doing church
A civil ceremony suits us fine.
A caterpillar was what I found.
A butterfly has now been unbound.
We’re now a chorus, voices soaring…
Sing songs in a consonant time.
Once I was failing.
Art world’s now hailing!
I am no more a jerk.
Critics love his work!
(As DO-LITTLE sings the following, MOM enters from stage left, unnoticed.)
I’ve been transformed and now make art that’s fine!
(All are taken aback as MOM strides to center stage, Ethel Merman-style, and belts out the closing line.)
And I’ll share in this refined-mind gold mine!
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