The nitwits did it again:
they sent another train around the bend
to derail.
It was their second crash.
They are only in it for the cash.
So, are these losers sentient?
When will we see number 3,
the next derailment?

Oops! They did it again;
seems all that they got: malfunctioning trains
that fail and derail.
Oops! Another one jumped
the tracks, its contents dumped.
Norfolk’s not innocent.

The problem is: They can’t keep
’em safe on the rails.
The first one failed, and then the poison seeped
to where it stained the terrain.
The chemicals served as fuel, and up rose the flames.
A few days later we see
the next derailment.

Will they do it again?
When will it depart from rails, the next train…
a third derailment?
When will another jump
the tracks, proceed to dump
out its poison content?

All aboard!
Litany of Norfolk D’oh!
By one person the huge trains are manned.
Norfolk dutiful? I’ll laugh until I split a rib!
They’ve got dibs
on awards that should be given for clownwit-outfit incompetence.
These train freaks might well destroy your town for you.
One they already have.

Fools will do it again
unless the Feds start regulating trains
to stay derailments.
Otherwise, more will jump
from the tracks and start to pump
out their make-sick content.