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Song Parodies -> "Breathily Trilled Willie; Teethed Schlong"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Beverly Hillbillies

Parody Song Title:

"Breathily Trilled Willie; Teethed Schlong"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Cunning linguist mouths a morpheme where a ma'am's babe's bred.
Her pearl mound tongue-speared; hairy cleft he, famished, spread.
Then she hummed, "Hey, I'm in a chubjunctive mood!"
He's up where there's sound. . .glottal-stop altitude.

Roiled, that is, back-throat, tensed past teeth.

Well, it's firm ling, the blow; friggin' fricatives there.
Kinked-throat hiss, sibilants missing air.
Flexed fella-phoneme shakes it epiglottally.
With a plosive, it unstuck and moved effortlessly.

Trilled, that is, lingual tool, moue meets spar.

Ululant, uvular good pry; the linguist's liquidin'.
Her fierce plosives make him explode; to dry, she's moppin' chin.
Her allomorphs, a biteless tweak. . .tube-twist vocality.
"Ewe blue a heapin' helpin'," quipped he, homophonically.

"Trilled-willie, that's it. Where ya spell. Chomsky chomp, cough.
Your drawl-hum's maxed now! Y'hear?"

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alvin - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
your mastery of language shines in this one
UnKnownVo - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack . . . Is this written in Heat-Tee ?????
John Barry - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, UKV.
booboo - April 19, 2009 - Report this comment
this ones prouty good

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