In those folds hat this boy’s got his curls
Covered up in cloth that’s swirled
Hey, hey (top’s turban’d his top is turban’d) [2x]
Hey, hey (top’s turban’d), yeah, he gay, this dude? (top’s turban’d)

Guy world says, it’s a Homburg that sits
Atop—filled with your head; it fits
Hey, hey (top’s Homburg’d, the top looks urban) [2x]
Hey, hey (top’s Homburg’d), yeah, not strange or lewd (top’s urban)

Well, I’m talkin’ ’bout Boy (Turban Boy)
In chapeau he’s seen, Boy (Turban Boy)
Well, I’m talkin’ ’bout Boy now (Turban Boy)
What a bundle deployed! (That sight’s gorgeous!)

Guy world says, it’s Fedoras that sits
Where they drills when you’re havin’ fits
Hey, hey (top’s trepanned,* the top’s cropped: trepanned) [2x]
Hey, hey (top’s trepanned), yeah, to change your ’tude (top’s trepanned)

Well, I’m talkin’ ’bout Boy (Turban Boy)
This chap’s beau, I mean Boy (Turban Boy)
Well, I’m talkin’ ’bout Boy now (Turban Boy)
Ahhhhhhhhh, Boy!
What a bundle deployed!


*trepan (Surgery) an instrument resembling a carpenter's brace and bit formerly used to remove circular sections of bone (esp. from the skull).
To cut (a hole or groove) with a trepan