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Song Parodies -> "Winnowing of Jerks"

Original Song Title:

"Whistle While You Work"

Original Performer:

Snow White soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Winnowing of Jerks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A winnowing of jerks,
Gross coterie. . .a nose-hold spree
For blight that’s in the race.
A panoply of goons,
Some say, “So long,” and then they’re gone.
There’s still more to erase.

First out was Gropey, doomed;
His chances were entombed
’cause he sought non-spouse love
Not pizza “pie”; by handlers, badly groomed.

A winnowing of jerks:
Her chances slim, gray matter dim,
Her shot transcending long.
She stumbled lots and soon
She was at best just a brief guest,
Her history all wrong.

But there’s still much to do—
Lone Star will exit too;
A mess of trouble has Rick P.:
E.g., of 3 just 2 knew he.

A winnowing of jerks
Merely the start; more will depart
Till a winner will smirk.

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Porfle Popnecker - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
555! And thanks for giving me an idea for a parody ;-)
LilChapCakes - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
PirateJack, alias Captain Jack de BareAll, I guess ~Mr Lone Star~ will soon be riding off into the sunset . . . but maybe perchance, will he done those chaps ? ? . . . a girl can hope, can't she?

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