Washed it down, it bubbled,
Washed it down, till drained,
Got a case of sham Bolla.
Washed it down, I stumbled!
Washed it down, I'm pained,
Got a case of "sham Bolla."

Argh! Eew! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. (2x)

Bought on Internet,
Bought "Italian" wine;
What was sold was sham Bolla.
Bouquet's nose trends yucky,
Bouquet evokes dead swine,
Smells like roadkill, sham Bolla,

P-U! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. (2x)

Tastes like impure wine,
This appalling sham Bolla.
Made with turpentine,
This appalling sham Bolla.

Dump it in a cistern
Ere it's power blinds your eyes,
Deadly, potent sham Bolla.
Pump it in a dumpster
With rotting flowers, pork, pies,
Dreadful potion sham Bolla.

Argh! Eew! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. (2x)

Tastes like cured birdlime,
This appalling sham Bolla.

(Fells me)

Tastes like purge of swine,
This appalling sham Bolla.

Smells like burp of swine,
This appalling sham Bolla

(Smells beast)

Smells like burnt coal mine,
This appalling sham Bolla.

Argh! Eew! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. (2x)
P-U! Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. (2x)