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Song Parodies -> "I Play Quite Well—and You?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Play Quite Well—and You?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Translation of "Spielman"
I play quite well—and you?
My playing’s fine
But when I sing, it sounds like “moo”
Or a pig’s whine,
That sound of mine.

“You say you sing, nagging,
Like a baying hound.
And it causes gagging
Like too much noshing of cake, type ‘pound.’

“So when you bellow, do
It somewhere I’m
Not. Crime!

“Because you
Make like ‘moo’
Stop, won’t you?!
Close that moue, and right now!
It’s like the air
Of nymphos in heat. . .
Worse, freeway sounds,
To hear you!”

I play quite well,
“But you sound like a swine!”





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UnKnownVotrix - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Captain Bellow de ~PirateMajor~ you can blow in my ear anytime, SirSweaty . . . .
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
i can't play OR sing

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