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Song Parodies -> "Hutaree"

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Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hutaree, oh-oh!
Wacked “army,” so, so, so, so.
The guys are a crazy crowd;
Their madness would make McVey proud.
They’d be sinking so low as to blow away cops then
Hit funerals after the crime.
They’re a creepy effusion of “Christian” pollution. . .end time.
When these turds clump together,
One asks, whither and whose behind?

Hutaree, d’oh!-d’oh!
They’re wacked, barmy, so, so, so, so.
It’s wonderful there was a sting
These nuts to justice to bring.
All we can do is hope these lunatics’ numbers
Are far between and very few.
They are makin’ look very sane
Palin and her worst crew.
Improvised explosive devices they’re ready to blow
To kill mourners at cop’s funerals
Who would simply come their grief to show.

Who are they? uh-oh!
Wacked “army,” so, so, so, so.
Ill stooges, dimwits and goons—
Fantasyland in their heads looms.
You do not have to travel to Afghanistan
To locate a rabid, scabrous jihadist crew
Kowtowing in Allah land.
Theocratic terrorists are right in the midst of you.
Killing in the name of Christ—that’s what they say.

Hutaree, go, go!
Do hard time, please, mo’! mo’!! mo’!!! mo!!!!
It’s wonderful the law could bring
These scum to a reckoning.
Let’s put away all these loons;
Let ’em rot in prison, freak goons.

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Christie Marie M - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I just found out about the Hutaree just seconds ago! Wow, a Christian army, trying to declare war against the Antichrist. I'm a spiritual, religious person, but I don't support Hutaree's ways of the "Christian" way when it comes to using Weapons of Mass Destruction! Baptizing and purifying you with 555's with this one!
TJC - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Dino's hangin' out with the wrong crowd lately... great rhymin' & skewerin', per usual!
Timmy1000 - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree - violence is never the answer
Old Man Ribber - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
You always seem to know just what to say and the best way to say it. This is NOT Christianity...maybe SOMEONE is reminding us that Islam is not always jihad. ;D
LadyLoadedCakes - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there, Captain HootaRy . . . . you've painted MsSarah looking very bootily, SirSweaty ! You Hooter-Shooter ! !
KamelotLady - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment you'll love all the refs to the " Kamelot years" oRock, Sir !
John Barry - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Christie: amazing how many nut cases hijack religion for their perverted ends.

TJC: Grazie!

Timmy: They apparently don't agree.

OMR: Yes, religion can be, and often is, subverted.

Lady x2: Double the fun in your comments. Thanks.
Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Not sure how these wackos feel about you parodying them to Italian (and therefore Catholic) songs, but to hell with what they think. Which is kind of the point, I suppose.
I'm Not a Messiah - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Really terrific parody. 555s all the way. For so long Muslim fanatics have got all the media attention. I've met some Muslims and knew some in college. Generally, they're OK people. Every religion has their true practitioners and their fanatics. Oh, BTW - "jihad" is an Arabic word that simply means the internal struggle against sin and temtation - the struggle is within yourself. This term was around long before Muhammed was born. Whatever we may believe in, alQaida and Hutaree are really the same, they're violent crapheads, they're not Christians, Muslims, Jews, Sikhs or whatever. They are murderers. Cheers, John A. Barry and may the real God bless you.

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