To a town that’s known for whores
came a man insane’s can be,
with his Family and wife
and their planned plutocracy.
Uday, Qusay are his sons,
couple clownish progeny.
And to Putin he’s enslaved…
goal: to squelch democracy.

We once lived in a swell democracy,
squelched theocracy, squelched autocracy.
We now live in a hell autocracy,
hell kleptocracy, squelched democracy.

Ghastly friends he’s brought on board,
an abhorrently claquish corps,
scammin’ band of pay-to-play.

We once lived in a swell democracy,
quelled theocracy, quelled autocracy.
We now live in a hell autocracy,
hell kleptocracy, felled democracy.

(“Full speed ahead, Mr. Bannon; pull sheets o’er head!”
“Full speed it is, Jefe—
oops, I’m sorry: ‘Fuehrer,’ make that!”
“That’s better!”
[Loose] cannon, “canon.”)

We’ll soon give up being free…
worse than Tricky Dick’s sick coterie.
Vilest crew you’ll ever see
in our squelched democracy.

We once lived in a swell democracy,
swell democracy fell very quickly
We now live in a hell autocracy,
hell kleptocracy; melts, democracy.