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Song Parodies -> "The Lecher"

Original Song Title:

"The Letter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Box Tops

Parody Song Title:

"The Lecher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He likes to stick it past that hairy plane;
Yes, that guy's, I'm afraid, my swain.
Gropes the maid at home,
Goes out nights to roam,
My baby is a rogue and a lecher.

He don't care how much money he's gonna spend
On ladies to be 20-minute friend.
Calls me on the phone,
Says, "Must work till morn."
My baby is a rogue and a lecher

He's a rogue and a lecher;
I know his "work" involves porking a whore.
Dipped in sister in the front as well as the back,
He sashays in at a-four--
That is, A.M.!

He likes to stick it past that hairy plane;
Yes, that guy's, I'm afraid, my swain.
Gropes the maid at home,
Got sperm cells on roam,
My baby is a rogue and a lecher.

He's a rogue and a lecher,
He's sibling-frigging when I'm at the store.
Dipped in sister. . .finished up just as I got back,
She's still down on all a-fours,
A la chienne.

He's in the thicket of that hairy mane,
But with one too many he's lain.
Goes out and comes home
Late, but soon he'll moan.
My baby is a rogue and a lecher,
My baby will be rode on a stretcher.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jason - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good John! 555
alvin - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
sibling frigging...lol
unKnownVotress - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
careful Sir . . . your Rogue is showing!!
John Barry - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jason, Alvin, UKV.
Guy - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
JB - You write like a dirty dog, you dirty dog, you. Heh - Heh. I like it.

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