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Song Parodies -> "Mass 'Turbation"
Original Song Title:
"Fascination"
Original Performer:
Jane Morgan
Parody Song Title:
"Mass 'Turbation"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It's mass perturbation, such woe
Flows from a whole host of folks oh so faint-hearted.
They won't take a chance, else they'll crap their pants.
That's their stance, and it's why none has ever farted.
It's mass 'Turbation, yet one grows
A pair--gives the mass of his poonpike a shove,
Then covers his hand with a white latex tissue. . .
Mass 'turbation with a glove.
[repeat second verse]
Flows from a whole host of folks oh so faint-hearted.
They won't take a chance, else they'll crap their pants.
That's their stance, and it's why none has ever farted.
It's mass 'Turbation, yet one grows
A pair--gives the mass of his poonpike a shove,
Then covers his hand with a white latex tissue. . .
Mass 'turbation with a glove.
[repeat second verse]
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Where the hell is everyone? I liked it JAB, 555
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