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Song Parodies -> "Mass 'Turbation"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jane Morgan

Parody Song Title:

"Mass 'Turbation"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's mass perturbation, such woe
Flows from a whole host of folks oh so faint-hearted.
They won't take a chance, else they'll crap their pants.
That's their stance, and it's why none has ever farted.

It's mass 'Turbation, yet one grows
A pair--gives the mass of his poonpike a shove,
Then covers his hand with a white latex tissue. . .
Mass 'turbation with a glove.

[repeat second verse]

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Rick C - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Where the hell is everyone? I liked it JAB, 555
Johnny D - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
5s, of course.

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