You say it’s your verge day?
I’m on the verge, too, yeah!!
When I’m in a verge way,
I might do something that I’m
regretting past verge day. . .
nasty verge days ensue.

Yes, we’re gonna have a snarky party,
yes, we’re gonna have a barky party,
yes, we’re gonna have harmy party.

It’s not a time to dance (verge day)
or to think of romance (verge day)
Don’t even looks askance!
Verge-day rants.

May well lead to some rants (verge day),
possibly obscene chants (verge day)
or a kick in the pants. . .
serge-fray pants.

Don’t bait me on verge day;
hell, I’m on the verge, like you.
When we’re in a verge way,
could be having a bad time
We’ve gone beyond verge day—
slappy hurt day ensues.