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Song Parodies -> "“Mike Corona”"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"“Mike Corona”"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ouch! This dick is dumb this dick is dumb
when he says that it is just mild, Corona.
And he says it will be done, will be done
just as soon as it’s summertime, Corona.

Then it’s gonna stop, just give up; then all will be fine.
“Why ain’t the markets up, really sucks, and yet down it slides,
S-s-s-slides. No!
Slide’s Corona!

“Screw all those doctor schmucks, those doctor schmucks
and do not listen to their lies Coronal!
They say, ‘Still a mystery; we still don’t see
exactly how far and how wide, Corona.’

“But it’s gonna stop, just give up; then all will be fine.
Those doctors are all nuts, if”s and but’s; they’re outa their minds
M-m-m-mild, so
mild, Corona!

“They oughta listen to me, my wisdom see:
Everything is gonna be fine, I tole ya!
It ain’t our d-d-d-destiny…d-d-d-’demic-free.
Infection rate ain’t gonna be wild-Corona.


“Don’t know when it stops—toss coin up; no one can read minds.
Preparations ain’t up; funding’s cut; a putz he assigns:
Wh-wh-white-haired joke!
G-g-g-guy’s moron, a.

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Arch Vile - March 01, 2020 - Report this comment
Here' is some interesting facts about this COVID-19 virus. Wuhan was going to be the pilot city for China to unveil its 5G network. This network transmits at a 60Ghz frequency. The 60Ghz frequency is an oxygen collector that simulates the electrons in oxygen molecules. One resulting effect of that is lack of oxygen for people to keep going, causing to people to faint/pass out. It's about Magnetobiology of humans and I doubt you can tell Chinese tech companies to shut down their network so WHO can do their work.

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