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Song Parodies -> "His Blank Noodle Comes in Handy"
Original Song Title:
"Yankee Doodle Dandy"
Original Performer:
James Cagney
Parody Song Title:
"His Blank Noodle Comes in Handy"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Thanks to Bill Tong for yesterday's inspiration.
His Blank Noodle Comes in Handy
His blank noodle comes in handy—
There rank neo dudes pour in lies.
His deficit's not of the fiscal brand—
Born with ADD, that's why.
He's got two skanky twins, not sweethearts;
They need spankin' and less toys.
Blank of noodle, a dense dum-dum,
On his side is Tony,
Who joined Yanks in the Iraq ploy.
[Repeat]
His blank noodle comes in handy—
There rank neo dudes pour in lies.
His deficit's not of the fiscal brand—
Born with ADD, that's why.
He's got two skanky twins, not sweethearts;
They need spankin' and less toys.
Blank of noodle, a dense dum-dum,
On his side is Tony,
Who joined Yanks in the Iraq ploy.
[Repeat]
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Short, but sweet. Does GWB really have ADD? If so, clever line. If not, well... a forgivable indulgence of poetic license.
Had to read it twice to fairly judge the pacing. Very tricky wording, good job! :) 555
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