Song Parodies -> "But She Loves Herb"

Original Song Title:

"And I Love Her"

Original Performer:

"But She Loves Herb"

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The Lyrics

She gives him all her love,
Though none is due.
And if you saw this lug,
You'd say, "Cuckoo!!"
She loves Herb.

He brings her not a thing.
Flatulently,
The mist around him stinks. . .
Drinks constantly.
But she loves Herb.

Those chums of hers
Will ask her, "Why?!
I wouldn't let this guy
Near me."

Bright he is not, this schlub.
Dirty, his sty.
But he has got a club
That's two feet high.
Gland! She loves Herb.

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Johnny D - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah, they all want only one thing, don't they?

MrMacphisto - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm surprised you haven't done one yet about "herb." That was the first thing I thought of when I read the title. Still, this is very good and funny....

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