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Song Parodies -> "But She Loves Herb"

Original Song Title:

"And I Love Her"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"But She Loves Herb"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She gives him all her love,
Though none is due.
And if you saw this lug,
You'd say, "Cuckoo!!"
She loves Herb.

He brings her not a thing.
The mist around him stinks. . .
Drinks constantly.
But she loves Herb.

Those chums of hers
Will ask her, "Why?!
I wouldn't let this guy
Near me."

Bright he is not, this schlub.
Dirty, his sty.
But he has got a club
That's two feet high.
Gland! She loves Herb.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, they all want only one thing, don't they?
MrMacphisto - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm surprised you haven't done one yet about "herb." That was the first thing I thought of when I read the title. Still, this is very good and funny....

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