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Song Parodies -> "Putin and His Bitch"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Putin and His Bitch"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This autocrat parvenu
knows how to use a thumbscrew.
He sports extremely short hair,
unlike him with bouffant there.
Vlad’s an S&M scholar,
keeps charge in a dog collar.
If the charge should whine,
Vlad will keep him in line.

Ain’t dressed in blue,
this studs-and-black-leather-clad crew.
They are scratchin’ each other’s itch…
Putin and his bitch.

As in “Pulp Fiction” when they tote
out The Gimp, who has a stayed throat
on a hitch,
groomed as duo’s bitch.

Dressed up in leather and chains that stoop him…
with The Gimp, Putin’s charge you would group him—
Rooshin’s groomed ’im.

On a leash, this doggie fella;
when he speaks…a proxy fella—
parrot’s pitch…
puppet is the bitch.

Tips his hat to the man who’s his “daddy,”
because he is just a servile laddie
and Vlad’s caddy.

Vlad’s the Svengali who’s propping
up The Don, who’s donned a cock ring
he can’t ditch.
Putin clamps his bitch.

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Hussein - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment
"Tell Vlad I'll have much more flexibility after the election." Obama, Putin's baby mamma... Oh, what a difference 4 years makes to the mentally afflicted

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