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Song Parodies -> "I Cooked a Hart in Transfat Crisco"
Original Song Title:
"I Left My Heart in San Franciso"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tony Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"I Cooked a Hart in Transfat Crisco"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
hart: a male deer; tare: weight of an item that includes the packaging; stone: 14 pounds; nates (nay-tease): buttocks.
My chubbiness from avis
Chick chunks fatly filleted.
This cooking is called "home"
Done the southern way
I binge scarily, gnaw bones of vein-cloggin beef man-fattened,
Adding hormones to vittles at the feeding bay.
I cooked a hart in transfat Crisco
White little pill enables me
To use this substitute for lard. . .
Arteries won't get hard
And gorgin' clogs won't stick in there.
My chub weight's tare
When I don thick clothes.
I've got the blues; I glimpse to see
Twenty-one stone--too much transfat Crisco's
Molded my buns--rhino nates.
Chick chunks fatly filleted.
This cooking is called "home"
Done the southern way
I binge scarily, gnaw bones of vein-cloggin beef man-fattened,
Adding hormones to vittles at the feeding bay.
I cooked a hart in transfat Crisco
White little pill enables me
To use this substitute for lard. . .
Arteries won't get hard
And gorgin' clogs won't stick in there.
My chub weight's tare
When I don thick clothes.
I've got the blues; I glimpse to see
Twenty-one stone--too much transfat Crisco's
Molded my buns--rhino nates.
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I forgot to extend my thanks to Dee Range for giving me the idea for this.
Man, it sure don't take you long to cook up winners!!555
can't say i've had the pleasure of the experience but i enjoyed hearing about it...5s
This parody's cholesterol ranking is 555. All good!
Late on a Friday afternoon, Alvin Rhodes' comment made me laugh; thanks, John.
Clever, JB - and it drew some clever remarks, too...5's ~ ~ ~
This parody deserves an award ... mounted on a PLAQUE.
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