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Song Parodies -> "Thank Heaven for Little Kids"
Original Song Title:
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls"
Original Performer:
Maurice Chevalier
Parody Song Title:
"Thank Heaven for Little Kids"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Each time that they spy
a little girl or little guy
that can’t quickly from them fly,
they can’t resist, and that’s why
priors’ eyes and tyke-priers widen.
Thank heaven for little lads,
before they grow up…
then the interest fades.
Thanks for them; we’re bad, not glad
after they pass from primary grades.
They’re so helpless; that makes us desire them.
We’re their “protectors,” yet we terrorize them.
Thank heaven for little kids;
thank heaven for them all,
no matter when,
no matter where—
no penalties, penance—Rome don’t care.
a little girl or little guy
that can’t quickly from them fly,
they can’t resist, and that’s why
priors’ eyes and tyke-priers widen.
Thank heaven for little lads,
before they grow up…
then the interest fades.
Thanks for them; we’re bad, not glad
after they pass from primary grades.
They’re so helpless; that makes us desire them.
We’re their “protectors,” yet we terrorize them.
Thank heaven for little kids;
thank heaven for them all,
no matter when,
no matter where—
no penalties, penance—Rome don’t care.
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