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Song Parodies -> "He's Got an Elf for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"He's Got an Elf for You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He's got an elf for you,
If you're 2' 9".
Santa has got a line that's new.
Trade he's plyin'
Has small guys buyin'.
Santa's got his hand in
The skin trade in town
Where North Poles are standin'.
Santa's gambit's pandering'; he's found
That lots of gelt ensues
From sellin' time
On spine.
He's got Rue,
He's got Thu,
He's got two
Twins, Lou, Sue.
Santa's frau
Will also share
Favors orally,
Though must kowtow.
At three feet,
You'll find an elf loves you
A real short time.
If you're 2' 9".
Santa has got a line that's new.
Trade he's plyin'
Has small guys buyin'.
Santa's got his hand in
The skin trade in town
Where North Poles are standin'.
Santa's gambit's pandering'; he's found
That lots of gelt ensues
From sellin' time
On spine.
He's got Rue,
He's got Thu,
He's got two
Twins, Lou, Sue.
Santa's frau
Will also share
Favors orally,
Though must kowtow.
At three feet,
You'll find an elf loves you
A real short time.
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sure, why not ?...stuff one in my stocking
An entertaining read.
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