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Song Parodies -> "Hoppy, Frothy Blitzed Fest"
Original Song Title:
"Holly Jolly Christmas"
Original Performer:
Burl Ives
Parody Song Title:
"Hoppy, Frothy Blitzed Fest"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Have a hoppy, frothy blitzed fest,
It's the best time when there's beer.
Don't want blow or ice or snow,
So soak suds, soma's sere.*
Have a hoppy, frothy Blitz** fest.
So you can walk on the street,
Don't let blow, pistolero,
Heater aimed at your feet.
Uh oh! You're missing toes,
Of some you've been freed.
You've now got eight. . .lost two.
Kickball's not your speed.
Had a hoppy, shot-feet blitzed fest,
Soon ambulance will draw near.
"Good golly, Miss Molly,
Jolly haul-me medic sips beer!"
*soma: body; sere: dry
**Brand of beer
It's the best time when there's beer.
Don't want blow or ice or snow,
So soak suds, soma's sere.*
Have a hoppy, frothy Blitz** fest.
So you can walk on the street,
Don't let blow, pistolero,
Heater aimed at your feet.
Uh oh! You're missing toes,
Of some you've been freed.
You've now got eight. . .lost two.
Kickball's not your speed.
Had a hoppy, shot-feet blitzed fest,
Soon ambulance will draw near.
"Good golly, Miss Molly,
Jolly haul-me medic sips beer!"
*soma: body; sere: dry
**Brand of beer
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jolly haul-me medic...lol
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