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Song Parodies -> "Scourge o’ Birds"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' Bird"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Trashmen

Parody Song Title:

"Scourge o’ Birds"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A well a, everybody’s heard about the scourge,
scourge, scourge, scourge in the flick named “The Birds.”
There’s a bird scourge, scourge, scourge in that flick called “The Birds.”
There’s a bird scourge that surges in the flick called “The Birds”
a surging scourge…birds merge in the flick called “The Birds.”
Merging birds scourge and murder in the flick “The Birds.”
They surge through murderous urges in the flick “The Birds.”

A hell descends on town that gets the birds;
soon everybody knows that there is a bird scourge.
The birds just scourge, scourge, scourge and scourge.

They’ve got an urge to purge the scourge o’ birds;
They wanna purge, purge purge, purge the scourge o’ the birds
If scourging birds just dropped turds…not such a bad scourge,
but scourging birds ain’t turd-purgers…no benign scourge
Town’s full of worthless nerds who can purge a bird scourge.
Out burst worthless curse words that can’t purge a bird scourge.

A hell descends on town that gets the birds;
soon news has emerged that there is a bird scourge.
The birds just scourge, scourge, scourge and scourge.

Scourge o’ birds!!
[cacophony of bird sounds]

Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-caca ain’t droppin; down from the birds on the town,
ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-caca ain’t sloppin’; down from the birds on the town.
“Caw-caw-caw-caw-caw-caw!!” the predominant sound.
“Caw-caw-caw-caw-caw-caw!!” is heard all over town.
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-zoomin’ birds all around.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doomed is the town.

Avian hell for town that gets the birds;
these surging turdless murderous birds are a scourge
The birds just scourge, scourge, scourge, and scourge.

[fade on bird sounds, human screams, explosions….]





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