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Song Parodies -> "Everything is F**ked Up"
Original Song Title:
"Everything Is Broken"
Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"Everything is F**ked Up"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
F**ked-up lines, f**ked-up kings,
F**ked-up dreads, f**ked-up rings,
F**ked-up idylls, f**ked-up meds,
People breathing in f**ked-up lead.
So don’t be stuck up,
Think that your luck’s up,
Everything is f**ked-up.
F**ked-up baubles, f**ked-up dates,
F**ked-up bitches, f**ked-up mates,
F**ked-up Kinkades, f**ked-up arts,
Aisles are filled with f**ked-up carts,
F**ked-up GERD never meant to be chucked up,
Everything is f**ked-up.
Seems like every time you stop and turn around,
You get bit by a stray hound.
F**ked-up mutters, f**ked-up saws,
F**ked-up judges, f**ked-up laws,
F**ked-up goddies’ f**ked-up tones,
F**ked-up choices of f**ked-up drones.
Take a deep breath, bad air is sucked up,
Everything is f**ked-up.
Every time you leave and go off someplace,
Another sham campaign race.
F**ked-up scams and f**ked-up vows,
F**ked-up shrill winds, f**ked-up “Now!”s,
F**ked-up pipes, f**ked-up fuels,
People ’lecting f**ked-up fools.
Mouthed hogs troughin’, swag slop sucked up,
Everything is f**ked-up.
F**ked-up dreads, f**ked-up rings,
F**ked-up idylls, f**ked-up meds,
People breathing in f**ked-up lead.
So don’t be stuck up,
Think that your luck’s up,
Everything is f**ked-up.
F**ked-up baubles, f**ked-up dates,
F**ked-up bitches, f**ked-up mates,
F**ked-up Kinkades, f**ked-up arts,
Aisles are filled with f**ked-up carts,
F**ked-up GERD never meant to be chucked up,
Everything is f**ked-up.
Seems like every time you stop and turn around,
You get bit by a stray hound.
F**ked-up mutters, f**ked-up saws,
F**ked-up judges, f**ked-up laws,
F**ked-up goddies’ f**ked-up tones,
F**ked-up choices of f**ked-up drones.
Take a deep breath, bad air is sucked up,
Everything is f**ked-up.
Every time you leave and go off someplace,
Another sham campaign race.
F**ked-up scams and f**ked-up vows,
F**ked-up shrill winds, f**ked-up “Now!”s,
F**ked-up pipes, f**ked-up fuels,
People ’lecting f**ked-up fools.
Mouthed hogs troughin’, swag slop sucked up,
Everything is f**ked-up.
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Let's make the 2020s the decade of The Great De-F***ing.
DKTOS, but I'm with Mike on that one.
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