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Song Parodies -> "Crack Whore, Ma'am"

Original Song Title:

"Back Door Man"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Crack Whore, Ma'am"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A repentant defendant confesses to "Judge Judy."
[snorting and breathing difficulty sounds]
Judge!

I am, yeah, I'm a crack whore, ma'am.
Bad lady. I'm a crack whore, ma'am.
I yen for blow
And a tipple girl, understand?

I'm not swell people, and I never sleep.
I make it with folks that kids might call creeps.
Yeck!
'cause I'm a crack whore, ma'am.
I yen for snow
And a Ripple girl, understand?
That's right, yeah.

I don't eat pork dinner;
Sweet's the port I glean.
I seek poured liquor
When a gram can't be seen,
Oh, but. . .

I'm a crack whore, ma'am
I yen for blow
And a tipple girl, when I can.

Well, I'm a crack whore ma'am,
I'm a crack whore ma'am.
Became one
When that crap ' yours ran.
I went for blow--
Your grizzled-girl voice drove me mad.



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McKludge - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, at least she's a polite crack whore. 555
Meriadoc - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I am picturing the crack addict from the "PJs" series only female. Funny.
alvin - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
hordy whore whore !....matches the seamy tone of the OS well

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