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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Honed Masochist"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Gannon, Ram, Kent

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Honed Masochist"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm a honed masochist
You can cut on me.
Please carve low and whittle toe,
Like scrimshawed ivory.

Kiss not, please, but bind me,
'Cause I fear mean genes.
Hoe my ass, dear mistress,
But only if you're clean.

But only if you're clean

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 3   2
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 5   2
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Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Freakin' nasty. Good boy.
John Barry - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for hitting me with those 5s, JD!
Paul Robinson - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sharp stuff here, JB...5's...

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