Donner fame, why no Donner fame?
Most of us just knows Rudy's name.
Livid nose, Santa's pet is he.
Rudy gets the treats,
Which he eats
Santa beats
His helpmeets.

Dancer fame, why no Dancer fame?
Preferential treatments caused shame.
Santa means to demean the team,
Minus one of nine.
He's inclined
To malign
Them like swine.

Dasher fame, why no Dasher fame?
The sleigh strain gives all but one pain.
If one falls Santa whips them all.
So Vixen's depressed,
Blitzen's stressed,
Prancer's pressed in a stall.

Comet fame, why no Comet fame?
Tables turn, and it's Santy maim.
When they go out to shlep the sleigh,
First, Rudy they slay,
Makes their day,
Santa they,
Then filet.

Done, the twain. Auf Wiedersehen. Done, their bane.