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Song Parodies -> "I Must Expel This Food"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Must Expel This Food"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I must expel this food
From my windpipe.
If I don't get it out, I'm screwed--
Need Heimlichin',
I need Heimlichin'.
Good thing I'm standing;
A man gets arms 'round
My gut and jams it--
It's contracted; I spit to the ground.
I have expelled this food
From my windpipe,
Windpipe.
I launched food,
I launched food,
I launched food,
I launched food--vaulted out.
Now it lies there
On floor, forlornly--
It's sauerkraut.
It cleared me.
I have expelled this food
From my windpipe.
[fade on sound of food being spit out]
From my windpipe.
If I don't get it out, I'm screwed--
Need Heimlichin',
I need Heimlichin'.
Good thing I'm standing;
A man gets arms 'round
My gut and jams it--
It's contracted; I spit to the ground.
I have expelled this food
From my windpipe,
Windpipe.
I launched food,
I launched food,
I launched food,
I launched food--vaulted out.
Now it lies there
On floor, forlornly--
It's sauerkraut.
It cleared me.
I have expelled this food
From my windpipe.
[fade on sound of food being spit out]
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That's the first song I've ever read about the Heimlich Manauver!!!
More funny bad food experiences, good parody. 5's
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