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Song Parodies -> "I See Gnomes at Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I See Gnomes at Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I see gnomes at Christmas,
on a eggnog spree.
Worse than trolls or rats in holes
in film ’bout an alkie.*

Vision dreams arriving
in my brain, which teems
with the gnomes...can’t dismiss
them from this neural scene—
I emit plural screams.

*“The Lost Weekend,” 1945

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