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Song Parodies -> "He's Such a Zealous Dude"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"He's Such a Zealous Dude"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He's such a zealous dude--
On "8" scale, 9.

It seems his work is never through.
He's applyin'
Himself and tryin'
Each and every gambit.
You can't keep him down
So you have to hand him
Crown for "most industrious in town."

He's such a zealous dude
And never whines.
He shines.

He loves to
Take on two
Tasks. "So few?
I'd say, 'slew.' What a pow-
erhouse. It's fair
To avow that he'd
Milk every cow,
That's ever bellowed, moo'd."

That's lots of kine!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
you milked me for some fives
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
When it comes to Screamin` Jay, you are the Aaron `Spell`ing of parody land... (and when you`re that good, it means never having to say your... Torry)
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
There are 12-step programs for workaholics... try these Five steps first. (TJC, you meant "you're", right? Got a parody guide on that topic here:
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Your zeal for parodysmithing has paid off again... 5-5-5
John Barry - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, TJC, TT, MrM.
AFW - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
No matter how ya' "Spell" it, it still works...
Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
555, ka-ching!

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