Well almost everybody knows what is a bird
Bird is a four-letter word
A-well a "bird"'s got four; "man": three-letter word
A-well a bird in orange clothes hasn't occurred
A-well a bird don't drink dry martinis stirred
A-well a bird don't go see a doctor for GERD
A-well a bird that fights has a claw that's spurred
A-well a bird in flight might drop on you a turd
A-well a bird's feathered, but it isn't furred
A-well a bird will chirp but will not use a word

A-well he don't know a man from bird
But everybody else knows just what is a bird
His vision blurred, an accident occurred
A-well a

A-well a bird don't get drunk and peep slurred
A-well a bird don't make cheese with a curd
A-well a bird don't funnel funds to Kurds
A-well a bird don't get drunk, vision blurred
A-well a bird's in a flock, not a herd
A-well a bird chirps; it's a cat that's purred
A-well a bird it weren't, as he averred

A-well, there's one who don't know man from bird
Well he was supposed to be stalking a bird

A yell of: "Sir!
"Sir!! Nix bird!!!!"

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang!!!

Pow-pow-pow-pow. . .boom, kablam, pow
Pow, kaboom, blam, pow!

Pow, pow, boom blam pow! Pow, pow, boom blam pow!
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A-well he don't know a man from bird
After he sobered up, then to Brit Hume he purred
Now he's in the parodists' site [sic]; they're stirred:

Pow, pow, boom blam pow! Pow, pow, boom blam pow!

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