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Song Parodies -> "My Hero"

Original Song Title:

"My Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"My Hero"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You alarmists are talking about
Vein constrictions wrought when through my snout
Comes this sub you could say’s bun o’ ground
Gristle—nonetheless I wolf it down.

“Fare’s gross!” my hero,
You say, holding nose.
There goes my hero. . .
Alimentary.

You’re depressed as I feed this chow
Down my gut like a seething sow—
Grub you snub; you say it’s chum o’ sound—
Fishing food that’s unfit for a floun’.

“Fare’s gross!” you sneer-o
While holding your nose.
There goes my hero—
“Awful alchemy!”

You know, my hero eatin’s crawful fress,
You know, my hero’s here and then gone.

There goes my hero
Watch is as it goes
Where also beer flows
Effervescently.

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Mark Scotti - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
My favorite james Bond line was in Diamonds Are Forever, where he smuggled diamonds into the country with a dead body. when the agent asked Bond where he hid the diamonds, he replied, "Alimentary, my dear Leiter..." LOL
TJC - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
You always were a master of 'subs'!
Matthias - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
What's with you doing original songs I love? First Lady GaGa now Foo Fighters what are you going to parody for tomorrow Reel Big Fish? Please tell me you're going to parody Reel Big Fish since I would love to see a parody of "Sell Out" done by you. Hint. Hint. Anyways, This one was great as usual.
John Barry - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark: haven't seen the flick, but I love the line.

TJC: Excellent comment--thanks!

Matt: Thank you. I'm not even familiar with BRF, but I love a challenge. I'll see what I can do.
John Barry - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, Matt, I just listened to "Sell Out." I like it.
UnKnownVotress - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
SeanConnery just celebrated a B-Day on the 26th August, PirateJack de Barrel .
Matthias - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm excited to see what you can do with it seeing what you did with the last thing I challenged you to do: "Dance, Dance" and "Just Dance" those turned out great!

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