Mr. Sanders, we hear you scream;
you start to sound like a very bad dream.
Many millennials you’ve won over,
but will they go and vote? Likely that’s “No sir!”

Sanders, can’t you intone
at dB levels that don’t make folks groan?
Please turn off your manic keen,
Give ’im, Sanders, [benzo]diazepine.

BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH….

Mr. Sanders, can
you please not scream?
You’re starting to sound like a manic meme.
You’re kind of like an unrestrained pooch barking,
while your territory you’re lib’rally marking.

Mr. Sanders…sound like a scold (just like a scold),
and out-of-control carillon that’s tolled
too loudly, just like your keen.
Mr. Sanders, tone it down or cease
[kib]bitzing amplified to a scream.